What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 08:32

Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
Diamonds Are Forever
Have you ever had sex with your mother-in-law? If so, how was it and did your wife ever find out?
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Is it wrong of me to feel uncomfortable that my friend thinks my brother is hot?
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Why do some women squirt and some don't?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Man with the Golden Gun
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
From Russia With Love
-”She is very sexyful!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.